EBay shoppers suck.
The W, NW, WNW, NNW & N winds suck (actually they blow) when they last all day.
Sub-zero temperatures suck, especially at the beginning of the week after a 30 degree weekend.
You probably suck. Check your Myspace stats. People hate you. And jesus is dead.
(The previous was written after the two hardest days of bicycle commuting in 2008. It in no way reflects the views of John McCain or any other Republican candidate for president. Please vote early and often to end freedom in our country. Thank you, Dumbshits.)