Monday, February 18, 2008

Breaking the Wind

EBay shoppers suck.

The W, NW, WNW, NNW & N winds suck (actually they blow) when they last all day.

Sub-zero temperatures suck, especially at the beginning of the week after a 30 degree weekend.

You probably suck. Check your Myspace stats. People hate you. And jesus is dead.

god bless!

(The previous was written after the two hardest days of bicycle commuting in 2008. It in no way reflects the views of John McCain or any other Republican candidate for president. Please vote early and often to end freedom in our country. Thank you, Dumbshits.)


mark said...

I sure didn't see you this morning on the commute. Some say you're slacking off, but I'm still busy defending your side!

Patch O'Houli said...

Home sick today. Thanks for noticing. I had a feeling I was being watched.

hotmommaapril said...

In spite of the John's crabbiness in the last couple of blog posts, he's actually the happiest I've seen him in two years. Sorry, babe, I know the crankiness is part of your blog image but you've been extra nice to have around lately. Even if I have to thaw you out when you walk out in the door.
Love ya, April

Blogstyle said...

I don't know if I'm ok with John being happy, drunk yes, but honest happiness; perhaps a sign of the apocalypse. Get better and back to the office centrifuge of cynicism.