T-Shirt Idea

For the expectant father ... suitable for wear at work particularly ... available in gender-specific (if you know the sex) or gender-neutral (if, like many, you believe gender is learned and relative for that matter) ... plain, yet bold font that reads across front:

"Still No Baby."

Due date was yesterday. And, no, I'm not driving to work in case I need to make a quick getaway. It doesn't (usually) happen like in the movies. C'mon! But if it does -- won't that make a much cooler story about how Daddy had to meet Mommy at the hospital on his bike? Yep, sure would.