Thursday, May 14, 2009

Potato Chips

I love potato chips. If they're in the house I eat 'em up like they're W's latest out-of-office conspiracy. I love potato chips and that's why I rarely buy them.

I once knew a guy who couldn't stand potato chips. But he was addicted to heroin and used to bang it like a skeet shooter set loose on a pheasant farm. He's dead now.

I never knew that guy. But I love potato chips.

Long live you freaks who don't eat potato chips.

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